AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it. - Shibaino!
- Shibaino. - Shibaino.
- Three of you? - The other day,
I had a chance to talk with Daichan of a band called Lamp Internet.
- Are you close? - We've been talking for a while now.
He's a sexy songwriter.
I asked him how artists think of songs and lyrics.
And he said, "Sometimes I feel like it."
- I know what you're saying! - I thought you were cool.
It's quiet and nice environment.
- Sometimes I feel like it. - Yeah.
- It's like you know yourself. - It's kind of embarrassing.
I'm sorry, Daichan.
- So, today... - Team Yami and Team Yama?
That's right!
Is there a difference in lyrics between heaven and hell?
In my opinion, heaven's lyrics are really good.
And hell's lyrics are like, "Kill me!"
I don't think they're good lyrics.
But I'm sure we can make lyrics out of them.
It'd be bad if someone who usually does that went to hell.
But today, we have Hades and Hera, who prepared heaven and hell for us.
Heaven and hell will be fun events this time.
Hell won't make you do anything you don't like.
- It's just that you don't like the place. - It's like, "Sit down, please."
It's not like, "If you can sit down, then sit down."
- And then you fall down. - Wait!
There was a hell you couldn't sit in!
Let's do it.
You're annoying! I really don't like this!
- The loser goes to hell. - Yeah.
Heaven and hell are the worst!
Thank you so much!
What? Why?
- Who won? - Eto-chan won.
Eto-chan won, didn't you?
I don't know. I think we both lost.
Yeah, we both lost.
It's not like it's one-on-one.
There's an angel here.
If we didn't do it in a prank meeting, we'd lose a lot of money.
We'd lose a lot of money.
It's vague.
Come on, guys!
Come on!
Hello! I'm MEOHADESU!
- Oh, MEO-san! - Hello!
- I'm HERA. - Oh, this is the person in charge of heaven.
- I'm HERA-san. - I'm HERA-san.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
I'll play it for you.
- It's not that long. I'll make it in about 30 seconds. - Oh, I see.
- This is the first verse. - Okay.
It's like a rap song.
- I don't have a melody. - Oh, no!
You made it up!
It's a song that's very close to heaven.
It's like hell. There's no inspiration.
- How is it? - Let's move on.
- Okay. - Okay.
Stop it! Help me!
Please go ahead.
Oh, be careful of your feet.
What?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Welcome to heaven.
Please open your eyes.
Ba!
Huh?
Oh!
Great!
Yes.
Well, food in heaven is also very delicious.
Fruit mochi and odobu.
And there is also seafood bowl requested by Tetsuya-kun.
There's definitely something I can't eat.
If you get stuck, what will you do?
Oh, I see.
Yes, if you tell me, I will respond.
There is also a bed.
Isn't it delicious?
Oh, is it okay? Do you feel heaven?
No, I think it's good.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, then I will work.
Yes, please do your best.
I will do my best.
Oh, it's delicious!
Human, open your eyes.
Yes.
One, two...
Ba!
Who... who are you?
I am heaven.
You human...
You human, I will eat you.
Heaven?
I am human, I will eat you.
What is this mistake? It's amazing!
You human, I will eat you.
You will burn me, won't you?
I will cut you here.
You will die in there.
I will do a little test.
With this distance and this amount of firewood, I think it will be okay.
I have prepared fire extinguisher on this side.
I will ask you to work now.
But before that, look at this.
Idiot! Your clothes are ugly!
Shut up!
Don't talk! Don't talk!
Your clothes are dirty!
Your clothes are ugly!
I will keep playing this without stopping.
I hate it!
I will keep playing it with speakers.
I really hate it!
This is a drink and a chair.
A black thing is floating.
It's terrible.
It's a forest cat.
It's ugly!
It's ugly! I don't know why!
I have to go back to the studio at 3:30.
I see. You have one and a half hours left.
Wait a minute. Isn't it too short?
You don't know the song well.
It's terrible!
I don't know the song well and it became a rap song.
It became a rap song.
And you got hungry.
I got excited.
I will send you to hell.
I will eat this.
I can hear you.
You are the happiest person.
You can see the other side of the river.
I think it's good.
It's like this.
I see it often.
Don't do it like a comedy.
This is the other side of the river.
I can't get inspiration.
What about the other side of the river?
I'm curious.
It's raining! It's raining!
This is the worst! What about the sound source?
Maybe the sound source...
Shut up!
It's being destroyed a lot!
Little sharks and flames and smoke and...
Balloons and barrels of gold...
It's raining a lot!
This is not good!
I'm not in a good mood.
I'm not in a good mood!
I have no choice but to do it.
Ouch!
I hit it! I finally hit it!
The rain doesn't work well.
We prepared this for nothing.
Everything is going to be ruined.
This is bad.
We're in too much trouble.
Maybe you guys are in more trouble than me.
Ouch!
Concentrate! Concentrate!
I can't concentrate!
Maybe it's like a rap song at first.
Like a lip slime.
What? What? What?
Ouch!
This is impossible!
It's stuck! It's stuck! It's stuck!
It's stuck!
Oh, nature!
Do you want me to wash it for you with a speaker?
Will you do such a kind thing for me?
Well...
If it's for writing lyrics...
All right! All right!
There's no way I can write lyrics that go well with such a refreshing song!
All right!
I'm going to think about it seriously from now on!
It's a hidden room.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
What is this?
This is amazing!
Don't you want it so much?
The lyrics are kind of lame.
It's so lame!
Okay, wait a minute.
Can I just ask you something?
Can you close your eyes and wait for me?
Oh, I see.
It's noisy.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Please open it!
One, two...
Oh!
Oh! What is it?
Oh!
Hello!
Oh!
Oh! Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Oh! This is heaven!
This is heaven!
This is...
This is heaven!
Can I have some pineapple?
Pineapple?
Oh!
Mmm!
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
It's fun!
This is happiness!
Oh, I didn't say "happiness".
Oh, this is where you say "chest", "chest".
You say "chest" or "dream" at first.
That's why you said "chest", isn't it?
Should I get out of the room?
No, that's not good.
On the contrary, it's not good.
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with this environment?
Heaven may not be able to work.
You're looking elsewhere.
That's right.
It's hot! It's hot!
Hey!
Funky is here!
It's not good in this state!
Oh no!
The girl was talking!
Are you okay?
The girl was talking!
I'm sorry!
No, no, no! Don't get worse than me!
I have about seven minutes left!
I feel lonely!
I'm lonely!
Where do you come from?
I'm from Tokyo.
From Tokyo?
That's amazing.
I'm from Hachioji.
Ah, that's a good place.
I'm from Shonan.
It's like an advertising campaign.
Would you like some champagne?
Would you like to order something?
Would you like anything?
Oh, you mean me?
Can I order anything?
Yes, of course.
Then, let me drink it.
Are you going to jump?
Is it bad?
It's fine, but it's a break.
Do it, do it.
Oh, no, no, no.
This is not good.
Oh, it's coming out.
It's coming out.
Hey!
Is this a midnight program?
Maybe, but I'm not.
It's over!
Humans!
Did you do your best?
I didn't do my best.
Let's go home and sing.
Good job.
It's done!
Is it over?
Thank you, guys.
Good job.
Oh, you're an angel.
Let's go and play.
Let's go.
Let's go and play.
Let's go.
We're going home!
We're stopping!
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- I'm back. - You look really shiny.
I don't think so.
Now that we're done,
the two of you who aren't here right now can be our judges.
- Let's have you come over here. - Okay.
- It's done. - It smells like smoked meat.
- It does.
- Did you make this? - It smells like bbq.
- I wrote and composed it. - Wow!
- That's amazing. - What was that project like?
- Wasn't it two hours? - It was like an hour and a little.
- It was really tough. - It was really tough.
- I think it was the worst. - It was really tough.
It was really tough.
- I'll say it first. - Okay.
- I'll send you lyrics on LINE. - Okay.
- I want you to listen to it while reading it. - Okay.
I'll play my song, which I wrote and composed in heaven.
Here it is.
It's got English in it.
Wait, what's with this lyrics?
- I'll play it. - Here it is.
It's got English in it.
Let's go!
Fly to hell, the worst I've ever experienced
Psyche, to hell, I've been left behind
Monster, to hell, I'm fed up with it
Before I burn up
Let's go beyond that dream
It's impossible, I'm big
My chest is full of sleeping pills
Let's go to a world like that
Perfect, perfect, vampire, fire
Chase me, your bg
Channel, greetings, high pattern
I'll do my best, tell me
LINE's IG, IG
The worst.
And with that, we're back.
- It was really easy to listen to. - It's good.
- It's funny, it's like a dream. - It's like a dream.
It's good!
It's a song that makes you feel nostalgic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's refreshing, and it's like a nightmare.
Shuchi was in hell.
Was there a channel like this in heaven?
I don't know.
There is!
It's got a big chest and a sneaky vampire.
It's not a vampire, is it okay?
- It's good. - You look like you're having fun writing it.
- I'm very satisfied with it. - I see.
- We feel like we know. - Yeah, it's good.
- Next up is "hell". - Yes.
- Here we go. - Here it is.
- I don't know anymore. - This is bad.
I can't think of the previous song.
Cobra, village, village, village, reform. Fire cannot be extinguished in the world. I can't see anything important.
Even if I yearn for love and yearn for love, there will be no end to my thirst as I ride the Shinkansen from trunk line to tomorrow.
It's all humans that are at fault.
Ah, falling from the inside is cute compared to the rest of the world.
I want to die, I want to be beaten all the time in my father's age, the whole world is full of lies, shit.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, SKY KYUKKY, LALALALHAHAHALALA, RAHAHALALA.
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We thought it was good.
One, two, three!
TETEGUN!
Thank you!
The melody is bright, so it's better to make it brighter.
I think it's better than I thought.
I thought I'd never write this song on that screen.
I thought it would be better to go to hell than to be here.
The most dangerous thing for an artist is nothing.
It's too ordinary and nothing.
What are you aiming for?
I felt it on my skin.
TETSUYA's song will be sung in the first episode.
What are you talking about?
I'll make you sing "Sleepy Bed".
Bye bye!
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